Grr. I had lots of nice text, and the browser did something remarkably like raping my dog, by which I mean, refreshing inconveniently. Bastards!

Matt is a crazy, crazy man. He’s one of the original unit-mates (w/Nick, Dan, Chris, and Whitney) and a member of the Autumnal Birthdays Coalition and a TWDCR. He was Chris’s freshman roommate, which is kind of funny to think about, and the two of them masterminded the Oranje Juice Installation Art Stealth Project, of which the bemused and amused victims were Nick and Dan.
He is a cultivator of “elegant vices” like pipe-smoking and ridiculously expensive scotch. He would be even happier as a Victorian-era gentelman than Nick or Andrew would as an eccentric Oxford don of the same period. He is also qualified to operate both firearms and defibrillators.
Other entanglements: