Unlikely Glossary Project
Brown
One of the “lesser”
ivy-league schools, known for its extremely
left politics, its “
new curriculum”, (“If we actually did that, we’d be really cool”—
Chris), etc. Has served as the primary educational venue for most of the
UGP-folk.
Nick and
Brown in particular have an…er, interesting history.
Some of Brown’s more notable aspects:
Watchclock Stations (and
Brown Watchclock Appreciation Heisting And Hording Association)
Libraries
Bridge Prop, also known as the “Multi-ass chair”
To Tallness
Quotes
- “Like a group of college freshmen rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown… “(Family Guy)
Skinner: Lisa, the president of Harvard would like to see you.
Pres.: Nasty business, that zero. Naturally, Harvard’s doors are now closed to you, but I’ll pass your file along to (snickers) Brown.
Skinner: Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren’t you at Brown, Otto?
Otto: Yup. Almost got tenure, too.—(Simpsons)