Unlikely Glossary Project
SciFiPorn

From Isaac Ass-imov to Rogers Zealously.
Cumpiled by Nick, Andrew and Olivia¹.
Yes, this is a list of Science Fiction (Science Friction?) writers and titles, remixed as a list of porn star names, porn titles and dirty puns. It is stupid, offensive, and completely pointless, and we fully recommend you stop reading now. Obviously, we don’t mean any insult to the good (and mediocre) people referenced here; we’re just cumpletists.
Note that we haven’t read or even heard of all these authors; a number are simply taken from Wikipedia’s list of SF authors.
Also, yes, we noticed that we reused some puns. A lot. Suggestions are, of course, welcome. I’ve put some of my favorites in boldface, to distract attention away from some of the more terrible ones. Let me know how that works out for you.
And, in case you were wondering, I believe this all started with the first section, the names that are already dirty. Dick? Moorcock? Gaiman? The joke’s already there, people.
h2. Names that need no translation…

• Phillip K. Dick
  • Flow My Jizz, the Policeman Said
• Michael Moorcock
• Neil Gaiman
• H. Rider Haggard
• Dean Koontz
• Frederik Pohl
• SM Stirling
• Gordon R. Dickson
• Tom Reamy
  h2. Names that have to reach a little. Or, in some cases, a lot.
  
• Piss Allovermee
• Emma Bulldyke
• J.G. Ballin
• Isaac Ass-imov
  • Poundation, Second Poundation, Poundation’s End, Prelude to Poundation
• Hardon Ellison
• Robert Coch
• Octavia Buttfuck
• Arthur Conan Dildo
• Steven Burst
• Ursula K. LeQuim
  • The Left Hand’s In Darkness?
  • The Lay of Heaven
• Stephen Backdoor
• Gene Robbincherry
• Ian Bangs
• Jules Verne-erial
• Arthur C. Cocke
  • Childhood’s End
  • 20.01”: A Face Odyssey
• Get-Off Cocklin
• Boald Dihldo
• L. Spurt de Cum
• L Rod Humper
• Philip Hose Farmer
  • Scattered On Your Bodies, Cum
• Luster Del Ray
• Anthony Buggers
  • A Clockwork Orifice
• David Dick
• Sean’s Dick’s Swollen
  • Holes of the Great Machine
• George Oral
  • 19, 84
• Ray Bonebury
  • Someplace Wicked This Thing Cums
  • Karen, Height 4’1
  • The Martian’s Testicles
• Orson’s Cock’s Hard
  • Gamer’s End
• Howard Fast and Hard
• J. Michael Strap-onski
• Gag Again
• C. S. Fuckmeat
• Fucker Butt
  • * Whipping Star
  • * Poon (Dune)
• Robber Heiny
• Bend Ova
• Gorgeous Fuxley
• Willing Givesome)
• Jizz Swish
• Fancy Breasts
• Eatin’ R. BigLoad
• Willing Shaftner
• Norman Spunkrod
• James Tuptree
• Head, Gives Well/HG Swell
• Cunnie Willing
• Jane Yellin
• Rogers Zealously
  • Madwand
  • A Hose for Ecclesiastes
• Rim Stanley Jobberson
• Kunt Runamock
  • Sphincterhouse Five
  • Playa Pee on You
• Feelmore Virgins
• Kneel Stephenson
  • Queerdozer
• Samuel M. DeLady
  • Barely-17
• Doris Lusting
• Alfred Buster)
  • The Arse My Destination
• Cory DoctOral
  • Coming Out and Going Down on the Magic Kingdom
• Hairy Givin
  • Cock Ringworld
• Joe Holdaman
  • The Forever Whore
• Madeline Dangle
  h2. Other titles by authors we haven’t named yet:
  
• The Andromeda Stain
• The Handjob’s Tale
• Slam
• Tower of Ass
• The Steamspunk Trilogy
  h2. Other authors we need
  
• Stanislaw Lem
• Anne McCaffrey
• Mary Doria Russell
• Fred Saberhagen
• Harry Turtledove
• Karel Capek
• Joan (Moan?) and Vernor (Murmur?) Vinge?
• We can do better than She Is Loose/Cunt So Loose for CS Lewis
  fn1. The Cory Doctorow one was contributed by Nick’s mother.