Acquired by Nick at the Providence Amtrak Station, this bag of “potato stix” bears the endorsement of the Potato Maniacs:

Mash Laroo
Quote: “Get crackin’; potato stix make great snackin
Laroo appears to be some kind of cowboy. Or possibly he’s just into S&M.
h2. Jim Hashbrown
Quote: They’re Potato-Licious
Hashbrown appears to be a football player.
h2. Rock Latka
Quote: Potato-stix are cool!
Rock Latka is obviously a licensed CPA.
h2. Spud Fry
Quote: Spud-tastic!
The diminutive Mr. Fry looks to be a basketball player.