It’s time for another round of: Name Nick’s Kids
Pick from the list or make up your own!
(We suggest names taking the form of an adverb, adj-adj, or noun-adj; also, imperatives)
Group one

• Truth Neutral
• Thud Lightly
• Spank Hard
• Fuck The Man
• Tripartite Collapsible
• Verb Transitive
• Verb Intransitive
• Transient Non-Fatal Error
• Dance Wetly
• Sawdust Morbid
• Lit Darkly
• Boast Meekly
• Woody Tinderstruck
• Hanging Pendul—ow ow pain pain pain
• Works Cited
• Inscrutable References
  Group 2
  
• Pseudepigraphic Catachresis
• Thunderbrow/(rau)
• Hegemonic Institution
• Detachable Crotchrod
• Specious Present
• Locative Compound
• Dandelion Infrascope
• Oregonian Vowel
• Bridge Prop
• Mifflon
  Group 3
  
• Hobo Spinebag
• Fellatory Updike
• Lump Sum
• Gloss Doorknob
• Tulip Analprobe
  Group 4
  
• Marble Silence
• Piecemeal Melting
• Lectern Ergonomicus
• Gary
• Degenerate Abacus
• Binding Whoremat
• Blanking Something
• Cast-iron Armiture
• Header Header Header Nameless Break
• coke mandatory
• Cletus Casserole
• Facing Blackness
  Group 5
  
• Increase Shere
• Subject: Sunset Remnant
• Chronology Lattice (http://www.xanadu.com.au/ted/zigzag/xybrap.html)
  
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