Shockingly bad 80’s movie in which hick high school students save Colorado from invading Russians and Cubans. Features Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Grey, and sundry others. Involves the invading forces taking advantage of pansy-ass gun registration laws to track down patriots, implied anal rape of Jennifer Grey and Lea Thompson, a Cuban commander struggling with his conscience in the most ridiculous way and a nifty opening speech on mongol warfare.
The horror…the horror.